A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears”. Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn’t say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

Answer: The parrot was deaf.

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The parrot was deaf.

Precious stones in a pack of cards.

Answer: Diamonds

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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Answer: Humphrey.

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Humphrey.

I have no feet, no hands, no wings, but I climb to the sky. What am I?

Answer: Smoke

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A person who chews the ends of their fingers

Answer: nail­-biter

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Why is an old man like a window?

Answer: Because he is full of pains (panes).

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Because he is full of pains (panes).