When should you charge your electric toothbrush?

Answer: When you can't pay cash.

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When you can’t pay cash.

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, “If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50.” The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he’ll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

Answer: The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.

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The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote “your exact weight” on the paper.

What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?

Answer: "How do you boo?"

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“How do you boo?”

You answer me, yet I never ask you a question. What am I?

Answer: A phone.

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A phone.

Why did the moon skip diner?

Answer: Because it was full.

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Because it was full.

Why can’t a cook swallow his apron?

Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

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Because it goes against his stomach.