Funny Riddles Why can’t a pirate ever finish the alphabet? Answer: Because he always gets lost at sea! Solution: Show Answer Because he always gets lost at sea! Reveal Answer 0 0 Share with Facebook Comment You may also like.. Funny Riddles The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine Answer: copycat Solution: Reveal Answer 0 0 What am I ? Each day many people from all over the world come and visit me, however they usually only stay for a few minutes. I am considered by many to be very dirty yet few people would want to live without me. And, whenever people come see me, they reveal to me a part of themselves that they rarely show to others. What am I? Answer: A toilet Solution: Reveal Answer 0 0 What am I ? I am known to be bad luck when you see me in the dark and oh how I hate the rain but one thing is for sure you won’t hear me bark. What am I? Answer: Black Cat Solution: Reveal Answer 0 0 Funny Riddles What do elfs learn in school? Answer: The elf-abet! Solution: Reveal Answer 0 0 Medium Riddles A student asked his teacher, “Miss, is it fair if I get in trouble for something I did not do?” The teacher replied, “Of course not! Tell me who got you in trouble for something you didn’t do?” What do you think the student replied with? Answer: "Miss, I forgot to do my Homework again!" Solution: Show Answer “Miss, I forgot to do my Homework again!” Reveal Answer 0 0 Previous Next