With what two animals do you always go to bed?

Answer: Two calves.

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Two calves.

What do you call a polar bear at the beach?

Answer: Sandy Claws!

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Sandy Claws!

Its fleece is warm and wooly white. And when you lie awake at night, count it and you’ll fall asleep. What is it?

Answer: sheep

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Why is a man in debt like a misty morning?

Answer: Because he is surrounded with dues (dews).

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Because he is surrounded with dues (dews).

Deep, deep, do they go. Spreading out as they go. Never needing any air. They are sometimes as fine as hair

Answer: roots

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Why can’t a cook swallow his apron?

Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

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Because it goes against his stomach.