Why didn’t the turkey finish it’s dessert?

Answer: Because it was stuffed.

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Because it was stuffed.

Marking mortal privation, when firmly in place. An enduring summation, inscribed in my face. What am I?

Answer: A Tombstone.

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A Tombstone.

I am not a toy, though many use me for pleasure. I have a butt but I can not poop. I have been known to kill people. What am I?

Answer: A cigarette.

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How many pigs and chickens are there? Puzzle

Answer: 7 Pigs and 8 Chicken

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Let us consider P = Pigs; C = Chickens

Total Heads = 15  so P + C = 15
Total Legs    = 44  so 4P + 2C = 44
Solving the above equations,

we get P = 7 and C = 8.

SO 7 Pigs and 8 Chickens

What falls often but never gets hurt?

Answer: Snow, Rain

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What is that you will break everytime you name it?

Answer: Silence

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