What do you call two banana peals?

Answer: Slippers!

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Slippers!

You use me for multiple reasons, I am many colored, and many shaped. I may or may not also tell you your sexual preference. What am I?

Answer: scarf

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I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

Answer: Candle or Soap or Pencil

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What do computer programmers sing in the shower?

Answer: Disc-o.

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Disc-o.

Although it sounds like I work on a transportation device, I actually work in a restaurant. What am I?

Answer: Busboy

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You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest?

Answer: You, hopefully.

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You, hopefully.