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Why did the vampire take art class?
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One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, “Sir, don’t get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!” The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?
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Man walks over, and man swims under. In times of war, it can be burned asunder. What is it?
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Why couldn’t they play cards on the ark?
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My teeth are sharp, my back is straight, to cut things up it is my fate.
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Can describe a distress signal or flashy accessories.
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