Jokes and Riddles What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine’s day? Answer: Do you lava me like I lava you!! Solution: Show Answer Do you lava me like I lava you!! Reveal Answer 0 0 Share with Facebook Comment You may also like.. Classic Riddles A fireman is running to get a net under a lady who looks like she might jump off the balcony of her 20 story apartment building. There is nothing below her except a 20 story fall. The fireman is still 100 yards away when she falls and can’t nearly get there in time. The woman is not hurt more than a bruise. How is that possible? Answer: She fell back into her apartment, jumping from the balcony into the inside. Solution: Show Answer She fell back into her apartment, jumping from the balcony into the inside. Reveal Answer 0 0 Funny Riddles The one fashion accessory farmers and hipsters can agree upon. Answer: suspenders Solution: Reveal Answer 0 0 Medium Riddles After I am made, You break me and re-make me. What am I? Answer: Egg Solution: Show Answer Egg Reveal Answer 2 0 Short Riddles Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did? Answer: Tuesday did because in english to say a day you say "on" before the day!!! Solution: Show Answer Tuesday did because in english to say a day you say “on” before the day!!! Reveal Answer 0 0 What am I ? I am too much for one but not enough for two. Give me to a third and I am gone. What am I? Answer: secret Solution: Reveal Answer 0 0 Previous Next