Why did Cleopatra need a psychiatrist?

Answer: She was the queen of De-Nile!

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She was the queen of De-Nile!

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Answer: The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

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The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

What can be used only once and after it’s used it will be gone?

Answer: A bomb!

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A bomb!

I walk with you almost every day, yet you never notice me. You step on me, but you never say sorry. What am I?

Answer: Your shoes.

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You seek it out, when your hunger is ripe. It sits on four legs, and smokes a pipe.

Answer: stove

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As you know, Pinocchio’s nose grows when he lies. So, If he said “My nose is about to grow.” Would he be lying or not?

Answer: Neither work. True: He's telling the truth so his nose wouldn't grow, Causing a lie. Lie: If he's lying, His nose WILL grow so it would be truth.

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Neither work. True: He’s telling the truth so his nose wouldn’t grow, Causing a lie. Lie: If he’s lying, His nose WILL grow so it would be truth.