Why can’t a cook swallow his apron?

Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

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Because it goes against his stomach.

What 11­letter English word is always pronounced incorrectly?

Answer: incorrectly

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What kind of make up is a ghost’s favorite to wear?

Answer: Mas-scare-a.

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Mas-scare-a.

Two travellers spend from 12 o’clock to 6 o’clock walking along a level road, up a hill and back again. Their pace is 4 mph on the level, 3 mph uphill, and 6 mph downhill. How far do they walk and at what time do they reach the top of the hill?

Answer: 24 miles half past three.

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24 miles half past three.

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It’s not alive. What am I?

Answer: crane

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How do chickens like to dance?

Answer: Chick to chick

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Chick to chick