Why was the students homework in his father’s handwriting?

Answer: Because the student borrowed his pen.

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Because the student borrowed his pen.

The more you have me the less you see. Shine a light on me and I flea. What am I?

Answer: Darkness

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I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.

Answer: subway train

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Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?

Answer: Because it said "concentrate."

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Because it said “concentrate.”

The only way to make me, is to break me. What am I?

Answer: A record

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I am neither a guest nor a trespasser in this place. I belong that belongs to me. Where is it?

Answer: home

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