A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?

Answer: "Sorry we don't serve food here".

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“Sorry we don’t serve food here”.

The tallest trees fall, at my glorious call, some may resist, but only for so long. What am I?

Answer: Gravity.

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Gravity.

I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

Answer: Candle or Soap or Pencil

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What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?

Answer: A cold spell.

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A cold spell.

Lazy Larry agreed to work on a job for his brother-in-law for thirty hours at eight dollars an hour, on the condition that he would forfeit ten dollars per hour for every hour that he idled. At the end of the thirty hours Larry wasn’t owed any money and didn’t owe his brother-in-law any money either. How many hours did Larry work and how many hours did he idle?

Answer: Lazy Larry worked 16-2/3 hours and idled 13-1/3 hours. 16-2/3 hours, at $8.00 an hour amounts to the same amount as 13-1/3 hours at $10.00 per hour.

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Lazy Larry worked 16-2/3 hours and idled 13-1/3 hours. 16-2/3 hours, at $8.00 an hour amounts to the same amount as 13-1/3 hours at $10.00 per hour.

What are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?

Answer: hand

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