What's long and hard and has cum in it?

What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

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Has 88 keys, but not one of them will open a door.

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?

How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550? Can you figure it out?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

What has a throne, but has no king?

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What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

Answer: A cucumber!

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Has 88 keys, but not one of them will open a door.

Answer: Piano

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I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?

Answer: breath

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How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550? Can you figure it out?

Answer: Draw a line on the first plus sign that turns it into a 4! The equation then becomes true: 545+5=550. You could also change the equal symbol to a crossed out equal symbol which means "not equal to".

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Draw a line on the first plus sign that turns it into a 4! The equation then becomes true: 545+5=550. You could also change the equal symbol to a crossed out equal symbol which means “not equal to”.

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Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

Answer: A shirt

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What has a throne, but has no king?

Answer: A bathroom

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What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

Answer: A cucumber!

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Has 88 keys, but not one of them will open a door.

Answer: Piano

Solution:

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?

Answer: breath

Solution:

How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550? Can you figure it out?

Answer: Draw a line on the first plus sign that turns it into a 4! The equation then becomes true: 545+5=550. You could also change the equal symbol to a crossed out equal symbol which means "not equal to".

Solution: Show Answer Draw a line on the first plus sign that turns it into a 4! The equation then becomes true: 545+5=550. You could also change the equal symbol to a crossed out equal symbol which means “not equal to”.

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Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

Answer: A shirt

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What has a throne, but has no king?

Answer: A bathroom

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A cucumber!

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Draw a line on the first plus sign that turns it into a 4! The equation then becomes true: 545+5=550. You could also change the equal symbol to a crossed out equal symbol which means “not equal to”.