A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?

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There’s a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there’s no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?

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A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?

Answer: Because if he went back in time from upstairs, that would be a nasty fall because the house wouldn't have been there 200 years ago

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Because if he went back in time from upstairs, that would be a nasty fall because the house wouldn’t have been there 200 years ago

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There’s a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there’s no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?

Answer: The person slept on a waterbed. His killer used the scissors to cut the bed open and drown him.

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The person slept on a waterbed. His killer used the scissors to cut the bed open and drown him.

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Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot! What is it?

Answer: Toothpaste!

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