People need me, but they always give me away. What am I?

Answer: Money

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Money

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not. What is it?

Answer: Counterfeit money.

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Counterfeit money.

A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?

Answer: He had the hicupps

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He had the hicupps

You can use me to stop, You take me to smoke; Not only do I stop, But I am a stop, And the result of pool’s first stroke. What am I?

Answer: Brake/ Break

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Brake/ Break

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer: A comb.

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A comb.

Why can’t a cook swallow his apron?

Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

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Because it goes against his stomach.