Though it is not an ox, it has horns; Though it is not a donkey, it has packed-saddle; And wherever it goes it leaves silver behind.

Answer: snail

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What’s behind every strong, beautiful woman?

Answer: A man asking if she done doing her make-up.

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Solve the math equation

Answer: 1

Solution:

Correct answer: 1

40÷(5*4)*2=

40÷20*2=

40÷40=1

Why did the two 4s skip dinner?

Answer: They already 8!

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Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?

Answer: She wasn't in the moo-d.

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She wasn’t in the moo-d.

What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine’s day?

Answer: Do you lava me like I lava you!!

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Do you lava me like I lava you!!