My first is high, My second damp, My whole a tie, A writer’s cramp

Answer: hyphen

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How does a computer get drunk?

Answer: It takes screen shots.

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A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Answer: None of them, because you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree!

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What is full of holes, but can still hold a lot of water? riddle answer

Answer: Sponge

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What has a head, tail, large feet, a pocket and is named Joey?

Answer: A kangaroo

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My tines be long, my tines be short. My tines end ere, my first report. What am I?

Answer: lightning

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