The coziest place for Dracula

Answer: coffin

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

Answer: carrot

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Why can’t a cook swallow his apron?

Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

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Because it goes against his stomach.

What is an army man’s favorite month?

Answer: MARCH!

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You are trapped in a room with no windows or doors. You have a knife and an orange. How do you escape?

Answer: You use the knife to cut the orange in half. Half plus half equals a hole and you escape through the hole.

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My sides are firmly laced about, Yet nothing is within; You’ll think my head is strange indeed, Being nothing else but skin.

Answer: drum

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