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What do you call a fish with no eye’s?

A frog fell into a well 12 feet deep. He could jump 3 feet, but every time he jumped 3 feet, he fell back 2 feet. How many times did he have to jump to get out of the well?

Though it be cold, I wear no clothes, the frost and snow I never fear; I value neither shoes nor hose, And yet I wander far and near: My diet is forever good, I drink no cider, port, nor sack, what Providence doth send for food, I neither buy, nor sell, nor lack.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

What is always late and never present now?

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What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?

Answer: chalkboard

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What do you call a fish with no eye’s?

Answer: Fsh.

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A frog fell into a well 12 feet deep. He could jump 3 feet, but every time he jumped 3 feet, he fell back 2 feet. How many times did he have to jump to get out of the well?

Answer: The tenth jump took him out. (On the tenth jump he reached 13 feet and was out.)

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The tenth jump took him out. (On the tenth jump he reached 13 feet and was out.)

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Though it be cold, I wear no clothes, the frost and snow I never fear; I value neither shoes nor hose, And yet I wander far and near: My diet is forever good, I drink no cider, port, nor sack, what Providence doth send for food, I neither buy, nor sell, nor lack.

Answer: fish

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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

Answer: A can’t opener.

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What is always late and never present now?

Answer: Later

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