What is the only question you can’t answer yes to?

Answer: Are you dead? (assuming you are dead) Every other question you can answer 'yes' even if you are wrong.

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I am like thunder in your cranium. What am I?

Answer: Headache

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The more you have me the less you see. Shine a light on me and I flea. What am I?

Answer: Darkness

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People have stepped on me, but not many. I never stay full for long. I have a dark side. What am I?

Answer: The moon.

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The moon.

Why was the photographer arrested?

Answer: He shot his customers and blew them up.

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He shot his customers and blew them up.

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Answer: When you are a mouse.

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When you are a mouse.