Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?

Answer: Baseball

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I live above a star who never burns. I have 11 neighbors but they never turn. My initial are p, q, r, and sometimes s. What am I?

Answer: Seven

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What did the bee say to the flower?

Answer: Hello, honey!

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Why can’t a cook swallow his apron?

Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

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Because it goes against his stomach.

Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?

Answer: "No noose is good noose."

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“No noose is good noose.”

What does a werewolf and a 50 year old woman have in common?

Answer: Nipple hairs

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