There are two meanings to me. With one I may need to be broken, with the other I hold on. My favorite characteristic is my charming dimple. What am I?

Answer: tie

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What did the faucet say to the shower?

Answer: "You're a big drip."

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“You’re a big drip.”

I shrink smaller every time I take a bath. What am I?

Answer: Soap

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This monkey food makes people slip and fall in cartoons.

Answer: Banana

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There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But they both are not allowed in the jail or hospital. All they have is a gun. What do they do?

Answer: The boy shoots the girl, and then the boy goes to jail for attempted murder and the girl goes to the hospital due to her injuries.

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The boy shoots the girl, and then the boy goes to jail for attempted murder and the girl goes to the hospital due to her injuries.

A boy has as many sisters as brothers, but each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?

Answer: Four brothers and three sisters.

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Four brothers and three sisters.