I can help a minor, I can help a senior, I can take care of you and no matter what your mood is and I always give you a happy face. I probably won’t give you any advice, but I am always grateful when you give me tips. Who am I?

Answer: A waiter/waitress

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Why is a lumberjack like a stage actor?

Answer: He is known by his axe (acts).

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He is known by his axe (acts).

What can you put in a barrel, that will make the barrel lighter?

Answer: A Hole.

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A Hole.

Why is it easier to count cows than sheep?

Answer: You can use a cowculator.

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You can use a cowculator.

What has a green top, red on its belly, seeds on the outside, and tastes great in jelly?

Answer: strawberry

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1 3 5 2 4 ? (It’s not 6)

Answer: R

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It is R in a car gearing system, where 1-5 are gears and R represents reverse.

its crazy right!!!