What can pass through water without getting wet? Who am I?

Answer: Light

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Math time. If you are cold where do you go to become hot?

Answer: To the corner because it is 90 degrees.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Answer: Barium

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When is 1500 plus 20 and 1600 minus 40 the same thing?

Answer: military time

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I am a good state, there can be no doubt of it; But those who are in, entirely are out of it.

Answer: sane

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What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?

Answer: A broken drum.  You just can't beat it!

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A broken drum.  You just can’t beat it!