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What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

A man without bones whose flesh is cold. A man unthinking who is always shrinking. Who is he?

I am a vegetable that bugs stay away from. What am I?

Morgan was making apricot jam. She put all the apricots in the pot and stirred them up. Then she remembered she had to add 1 ounce of lemon juice for every two apricots! How did she figure out how much lemon juice to put?

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What did the pen say to the paper?

Answer: Lets run away and WRITE

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What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?

Answer: Thanksgiving breakfast and lunch

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How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer: He was wearing his robe.

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He was wearing his robe.

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A man without bones whose flesh is cold. A man unthinking who is always shrinking. Who is he?

Answer: snowman

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I am a vegetable that bugs stay away from. What am I?

Answer: Squash

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Morgan was making apricot jam. She put all the apricots in the pot and stirred them up. Then she remembered she had to add 1 ounce of lemon juice for every two apricots! How did she figure out how much lemon juice to put?

Answer: She counted the pits!

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She counted the pits!

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