He was with his friend in a hotair balloon when they were about to hit a mountin so they took of there clothes to make it lighter so they would go higher but it wasnt working so they drew straws and who ever had the shortest straw would have to jump out so he was the one who picked the shortest straw.

A punch.

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

Your Feet.