How do hangmen keep up with current events?

Answer: They read the noose-paper.

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They read the noose-paper.

I stab you and I cut you, yet I mean you no harm! What am I?

Answer: A surgeon.

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A surgeon.

Sometimes you feel it weigh a ton. Yet it is nothing, but somehow still there. Makes you uncomfortable around anyone, But speak its name and it’s gone.

Answer: silence

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Just head and foot yet never tires of dancing.

Answer: spinning top

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What’s the difference between here and there?

Answer: T

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I have no bones and no legs, but if you keep me warm, I will soon walk away. What am I?

Answer: egg

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The answer to I have no bones and no legs riddle is “Egg.”