What did one math book say to the other math book?

Answer: Do you want to hear my problems?

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Do you want to hear my problems?

Why did the king go to the dentist?

Answer: To get a new crown.

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To get a new crown.

It can be clear like water, but it burns like fire.

Answer: alcohol

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I shrink smaller every time I take a bath. What am I?

Answer: Soap

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Do vampires play tennis on their free time?

Answer: No they prefer bat-minton.

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No they prefer bat-minton.

Responsible for the toupee industry.

Answer: bald spot

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