Small edible creature from the sea that is often served at restaurants.

Answer: shrimp

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Why are hookers such good cooks?

Answer: Everything is 'ho' made.

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I shrink smaller every time I take a bath. What am I?

Answer: Soap

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When is music like vegetables?

Answer: When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.

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When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.

On Christmas eve, when Santa leaves his workshop on the north pole, what direction does he travel.

Answer: South. If you're on the North Pole the only direction you can go is south.

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Why can’t you trust the law of gravity?

Answer: Because it will always let you down.

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Because it will always let you down.