What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Answer: A Penny.

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George was cleaning the windows on the eighteenth floor of an office block when there was a massive power failure. The electric hoist on his platform was immoblized. So how did he manage to get down before the power was restored?

Answer: George walked down the stairs. He was cleaning the inside of the windows.

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George walked down the stairs. He was cleaning the inside of the windows.

What do cats, dogs, birds, fish and turtles all have in common?

Answer: The letter S

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You’re sitting down for breakfast and realize you have 4 bagels left. You know you’ll run out in four days so you cut them in half. How many bagels do you have now?

Answer: 4 Bagels.

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4 Bagels.

Why did Superman flush the toilet?

Answer: Because it was his duty.

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What does a turtle do on their birthday?

Answer: They shellabrate

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