This is rectangular, hollow and has a lid, and where you’ll find it you might wonder, it is just six feet under. What is it?

Answer: A coffin

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A father’s child, a mother’s child, yet no one’s son. Who am I?

Answer: The daughter.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

Answer: A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!

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A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!

A prisoner was stuck in a metal room with a metal door that was locked. There was no windows and nothing in the room but a piano. What can he do to escape?

Answer: Play the piano till he finds the right key.

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Play the piano till he finds the right key.

Where do penguins keep their money?

Answer: In a snow bank!

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In a snow bank!

What did number 2 say to number 1?

Answer: Are you single?

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