What stays the same size no matter how much they weight?

Answer: scales

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I walk with you almost every day, yet you never notice me. You step on me, but you never say sorry. What am I?

Answer: Your shoes.

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In 2000, a 40-year-old doctor told his son that when a little boy he decided to be a doctor by seeing a internet web site about performing a heart transplant on a puppy with a defective heart so that the puppy would live a normal life. I then thought that I would be a doctor so that I could help people in a similar way. What is the defect in this story?

Answer: The internet did not exist when the doctor was a little boy.

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The internet did not exist when the doctor was a little boy.

Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?

Answer: Because all the fans left.

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What’s the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

Answer: The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

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How did the pancake hurt itself?

Answer: Doing backflips.

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Doing backflips.