How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

Answer: Pull down your pants and show him your nuts.

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I am in the past, never in the future. I don’t exist, but have existed. I saw what you saw, and this is what I will ever see. What am I?

Answer: Memory

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What social media website is a favorite among teens who don’t like to share their bedrooms?

Answer: MySpace

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Tiny creatures that have a special relationship with flowers.

Answer: bumblebee

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Hide me from your parents if you have done bad academically this year. What am I?

Answer: Report Card

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What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Answer: A Penny.

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