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I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with “c”, ends in “t”, and there’s a “u” and “n” in between them. What am i?

What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn’t want in her face?

What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than swallow?

I go in hard and come out soft. I never mind if you blow me. What am I?

I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

What’s beautiful and natural, but gets long and prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?

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