Can you think of a crime that is punishable if attempted but not punishable if actually committed?

Answer: suicide

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When does lunch come after dinner?

Answer: In the dictionary!

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In the dictionary!

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Answer: A Penny.

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Hickory-Dickory-Dock! The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one and down did come. Hickory-Dickory-Dock! What am I?

Answer: A guillotine.

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A guillotine.

When is a ship at sea not on the water?

Answer: When she is on fire.

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When she is on fire.

Why doesn’t Suzy’s Husband gamble anymore?

Answer: Casinos better!

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Casinos better!