I am partially baked. I am not completely lit. I am a portion of the moon. I am lesser than full wit. I am a divider of the hour. I am not a total lie. I am a sibling through one parent.

Answer: half

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Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?

Answer: Because there is no pressure.

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I can be hot or cold, I can be made with fruit, vegetable or meat but either way you see it, on a Thanksgiving table I will be a treat. What am I?

Answer: Pie

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When a girl was 7, her sister was 14, now the girl is 10. How old is her sister now?

Answer: 17

Solution:

Correct Answer: 17

Condition 1: 

Girl age = 7

Sister age = 14

So here age difference is 7 years

Condition 2:

Girl age =10

so Sister age = Girl age + 7=10+7=17

Hence Sister age is 17

A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?

Answer: Because if he went back in time from upstairs, that would be a nasty fall because the house wouldn't have been there 200 years ago

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This could make wooden boy’s noses grow.

Answer: fib

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