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I am a father but I don’t have a child nor a wife. Who am I?

A man walking along a railraod track sees a train thundering at high speed towards him. Instead of immediately jumpimg off the track, he charges directly at the train for about ten feet and only then gets off the track. Why?

If 3 cats can kill 3 rats in 3 minutes, how long will it take 100 cats to kill 100 rats?

Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?

Why can’t you say a joke on ice?

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What Botox will do to your expression.

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I am a father but I don’t have a child nor a wife. Who am I?

Answer: A priest

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A man walking along a railraod track sees a train thundering at high speed towards him. Instead of immediately jumpimg off the track, he charges directly at the train for about ten feet and only then gets off the track. Why?

Answer: The man was on a bridge when he first saw the train so he couldn't jump off the track immediately.

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The man was on a bridge when he first saw the train so he couldn’t jump off the track immediately.

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If 3 cats can kill 3 rats in 3 minutes, how long will it take 100 cats to kill 100 rats?

Answer: 3 minutes

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Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?

Answer: Because they have no-body to go with.

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Because they have no-body to go with.

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Why can’t you say a joke on ice?

Answer: Because it'll crack up!

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Because it’ll crack up!

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