What is red and smells like blue paint?

Answer: red paint

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It can make rain, but take away one leg and it’ll give you pain.

Answer: R

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I shrink smaller every time I take a bath. What am I?

Answer: Soap

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More rare today than long ago. There’s a salutation from friends written below. What am I?

Answer: letter

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Where do polar bears go to vote?

Answer: The North Poll

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A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don’t stop him. Why?

Answer: He was walking

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