What is red, bloody and smells like an orange?

Answer: A blood orange

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One day a man jumped from a plane without a parachute and suffered no injuries, how is that possible?

Answer: The plane was on the ground.

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What is bigger than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have this, rich people needs this, and if you eat this, you’ll die! What am I?

Answer: Nothing.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer: A gummy bear

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A father’s child, a mother’s child, yet no one’s son. Who am I?

Answer: The daughter.

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What becomes white when it is dirty?

Answer: Blackboard

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