How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer: He gets pale as a sheet.

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He gets pale as a sheet.

If you go to the movies and you’re paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?

Answer: It's cheaper to take two friends at the same time. In this case, you would only be buying three tickets, whereas if you take the same friend twice you are buying four tickets.

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The more you have me the less you see. Shine a light on me and I flea. What am I?

Answer: Darkness

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Do vampires play tennis on their free time?

Answer: No they prefer bat-minton.

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No they prefer bat-minton.

What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone’s number pad?

Answer: Zero. Anything multiplied by 0 will equal 0.

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One brick is one kilogram and half a brick heavy. What is the weight of one brick?

Answer: One brick weighs 2 kilograms.

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