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Little Tommy Tittletat took two Ts, to tie two ups to two tall trees, to torment the terrible little tat. How many T’s in all of that?

My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I’m always ready to tell a tale. What am I?

What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?

The head of a whale is six feet long; his tail is as long as his head and half his body, and his body is half of his whole length. How long is the whale?

I have fangs and enjoy piercing holes with a single bite. What am I?

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How did the farmer fix his jeans?

Answer: With a cabbage patch!

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Little Tommy Tittletat took two Ts, to tie two ups to two tall trees, to torment the terrible little tat. How many T’s in all of that?

Answer: There are 2 T's in all of ThaT.

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There are 2 T’s in all of ThaT.

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My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I’m always ready to tell a tale. What am I?

Answer: A book!

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A book!

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What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?

Answer: A knight gown!

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A knight gown!

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The head of a whale is six feet long; his tail is as long as his head and half his body, and his body is half of his whole length. How long is the whale?

Answer: Forty-eight feet.

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Forty-eight feet.

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I have fangs and enjoy piercing holes with a single bite. What am I?

Answer: Stapler

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