Funny Riddles How do hangmen keep up with current events? Answer: They read the noose-paper. Solution: Show Answer They read the noose-paper. Reveal Answer 0 0 Share with Facebook Comment You may also like.. What am I ? I have keys but no doors, I have space but no rooms, I allow you to enter but you are never able to leave. What am I? Answer: A keyboard Solution: Reveal Answer 1 0 What am I ? Feed me and I live, give me something to drink and i’ll die, What am I? Answer: Fire Solution: Reveal Answer 240 29 Animal Riddles It has 8 arms and lots of ink but can’t write a word. Answer: octopus Solution: Reveal Answer 0 0 Medium Riddles The police are called to a roundhouse where a man is found dead with a knife wound to the chest. The police investigate and narrow down the suspects to three people: The maid, the wife, and the butcher. When questioned for alibis, the wife said, “I was out buying a dress with my friends, and I found my husband dead upon my return.” The butcher said, “I was searching the cupboards for some vegetables to serve for lunch.” The maid said, “I was in the other room, dusting the corners.” The maid was then arrested. How did the police know it was her? Answer: It was a round house, so there were no corners to dust. Solution: Show Answer It was a round house, so there were no corners to dust. Reveal Answer 0 0 Funny Riddles Why do turkeys get full on Thanksgiving? Answer: BECAUSE THEY’RE STUFFED. Solution: Reveal Answer 0 0 Previous Next Submit a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name Email Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Δ