I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped. | Thinkmad.in

Home » Funny Riddles » I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discha...

I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.

Share with

Facebook Comment

You may also like..

How did the computer get drunk?

Why do we always feel like we can’t live without our phone, almost to the point that it seems as if it is a part of our very cells themselves?

Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till its guts come out. What is it?

Hearing something unexpected or touching a live wire can have this effect.

A retired couple had just completed construction on a brand new house. The husband had worked in construction, and his wife had been an interior decorator, so the finished house looked great. They were so proud of their new house, they invited their 12 grandchildren over to see it. Within an hour of their visit, however, the 12 children had broken several windows, pulled decorations from the walls, smashed parts of the white fence surrounding the house, and somehow even managed to destroy parts of the new roof. Shockingly, the retired couple did not try to set any behavioral limits on their grandchildren, and in fact, were observed smiling and laughing as their grandchildren inflicted damage on the house the couple had so carefully created together. Has the world gone mad? What kind of insanity was going on here?

Previous Next

Submit a Comment Cancel reply