If roses are red, violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown and blue?

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I was born of mire and muck; Of velvets and of rags. I bear your secrets and share your sweat, Lying patiently in wait. I’ve never sinned, but still I’m hated- Drowned, beaten, then hanged. But the work is never done; I’ll rise again in seven days.

I grow in the dark and shine in the light; The paler I am, the more I am liked; My maker never gets paid, but never goes on strike. What am I?

There are two statues of pennies. One is highly tilted and one is perfectly straight.Which is to fall over first?

Where do Turkeys go to dance?

Why did the scientist put a knocker on his door?

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If roses are red, violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown and blue?

Answer: A turkey holding it’s breath

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I was born of mire and muck; Of velvets and of rags. I bear your secrets and share your sweat, Lying patiently in wait. I’ve never sinned, but still I’m hated- Drowned, beaten, then hanged. But the work is never done; I’ll rise again in seven days.

Answer: Laundry

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I grow in the dark and shine in the light; The paler I am, the more I am liked; My maker never gets paid, but never goes on strike. What am I?

Answer: A pearl.

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A pearl.

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There are two statues of pennies. One is highly tilted and one is perfectly straight.Which is to fall over first?

Answer: They're both gonna stay up because they're statues

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Where do Turkeys go to dance?

Answer: The Butter Ball.

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The Butter Ball.

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Why did the scientist put a knocker on his door?

Answer: Because he wanted the No-bell Prize.

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Because he wanted the No-bell Prize.

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