If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

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Why are mortgages like burglars?

Mark my words, and Mark them well, I’ve a very fine name to tell. I’ve said it twice, and I’ll say it once more. Don’t get frustrated, just write the answer down, Make sure you Mark it very well. What’s my name?

I’m a flat circular spongy roll made from yeast dough and eaten toasted and buttered

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

A man while looking at a photograph said, “Brothers and sisters have I none. That man’s father is my father’s son.” Who was the person in the photograph?

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If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

Answer: Hiss and Hers.

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Hiss and Hers.

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Why are mortgages like burglars?

Answer: They secure (seek your) money.

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They secure (seek your) money.

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Mark my words, and Mark them well, I’ve a very fine name to tell. I’ve said it twice, and I’ll say it once more. Don’t get frustrated, just write the answer down, Make sure you Mark it very well. What’s my name?

Answer: My name's Mark.

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My name’s Mark.

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I’m a flat circular spongy roll made from yeast dough and eaten toasted and buttered

Answer: english muffin

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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Answer: Attire

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A man while looking at a photograph said, “Brothers and sisters have I none. That man’s father is my father’s son.” Who was the person in the photograph?

Answer: That man's son.

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That man’s son.

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