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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?

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I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.

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What takes hours to pull off Is most satisfying when it’s done And requires consent from the person you’re doing it to?

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With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?

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What is the first thing a gardener plants in the garden?

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What part of a fish weighs most?

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