What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?

Answer: I have way too many problems

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This is the most famous bank where children keep their assets

Answer: piggy bank

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Not born, but from a Mother’s body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

Answer: Cheese.

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Cheese.

What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

Answer: A toothbrush (Don't think too dirty)

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If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?

Answer: If you take two apples, then of course you have two

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A father’s child, a mother’s child, yet no one’s son. Who am I?

Answer: The daughter.

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