What do elves do after school?

Answer: gnomework

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I will go within you, and destroy you. Only because you wanted me too. What am I?

Answer: Drugs

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There are 2 fathers and 2 sons going on a fishing trip. Every person catches one fish. In total, there were only 3 fish. How is that so?

Answer: They were a grandpa, his son, and his grandson.

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A rich person doesn’t need it A poor person has it And if you eat it you will die. What is it?

Answer: Nothing.

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Nothing.

I have no feet, no hands, no wings, but I climb to the sky. What am I?

Answer: Smoke

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Sally has four classes, Science, Math, English Language Arts, and History. She had a test in every class, and wanted to have some fun, so she did all of her tests in French. When she received her tests back, only one teacher could understand her work. If none of Sally’s teachers spoke French, which teacher was able to understand the test and how did they understand it?

Answer: The Math teacher, because numbers are the same in French as they are in English.

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The Math teacher, because numbers are the same in French as they are in English.