What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?

Answer: strawberry

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If an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift?

Answer: There is no smoke coming from electric trains.

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It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?

Answer: A Pig.

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A Pig.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

Answer: A cowboy riding his horse

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

Answer: crabapple

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The more you have me the less you see. Shine a light on me and I flea. What am I?

Answer: Darkness

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