Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?

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Like a river I flow, and you’re happy I do in vain. There is no escaping from my course, without causing pain. What am I?

I have hands I can move but I cannot clap, What am I?

I have 10 red socks and 10 blue socks in a drawer. How many socks must I take out to ensure that I have at least one matching pair? One how many to ensure I have at least a pair of red and a pair of blue?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a clock?

Where do sheep get a hair cut?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?

Answer: He sold his soul to santa.

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He sold his soul to santa.

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Like a river I flow, and you’re happy I do in vain. There is no escaping from my course, without causing pain. What am I?

Answer: Blood

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I have hands I can move but I cannot clap, What am I?

Answer: A Clock

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I have 10 red socks and 10 blue socks in a drawer. How many socks must I take out to ensure that I have at least one matching pair? One how many to ensure I have at least a pair of red and a pair of blue?

Answer: Three for one pair, and twelve to ensure one pair of each color.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a clock?

Answer: Lots and lots of tics!

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Lots and lots of tics!

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Where do sheep get a hair cut?

Answer: The baa-baa shop!

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The baa-baa shop!

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